- Chen Lee, Chinese Detective . .

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to keep an eye on her and report any activities whilst he was away.

A few days after his return, he received this report:-

Most honourable Sir,

You leave house;

I watch house;

He come to house;

I watch;

He and she leave house;

I follow;

He and she go into hotel;

I climb tree;

I look in window;

He kiss she;

She kiss he;

He strip she;

She strip he;

He play with she;

She play with he;

I play with me;

I fall off tree;

I no see.

No fee.

Chen Lee.